3 AM Decisions

I thought I decided today that I would create a blog. However, I proved myself wrong when I realized that I had APPARENTLY already created one called, "But, Why?" As usual, this lead to even more questions:

But why? I have a funny feeling this is like the time Julie and I wanted to start a youtube channel and created an account named "jsquareddoesamerican" at 3 in the morning.

Was I drunk? Likely.

Could this even be considered a "problem drinking behavior"? Nahh

Is that comma necessary? Doubt it. Ask the peripatetic peanut to be sure. I'm staunchly pro-comma and vehemently pro-ellipses even if the English language isn't.

The title of this blog may have come from a professor my friends, Sarah and Julie (1/2 of the aforementioned jsquared) who would ask "BUT HWHY?" for dramatic effect at seemingly insignificant parts of the lecture. In any event, I was able to spend this particularly long Wednesday block class blogging like the cool kids instead of reading inspirational quotes, reading about the imminent demise of Four Loko or watching babies eat lemons on a muted youtube montage video. Which is apparently, like, a thing that parents do to their children. I mean its entertainment that well surpasses that of anything I've watched on reality television (which I LOVE) but why would you tape that? People are weird.

And that, my friends and mother (my only readers), is what this blog will be about. People, including myself, do really weird, usually funny, things and I have something to say about it.

EDIT: OMG just realized that I made the URL todayjsay. Shaking my head but embracing it. THIS IS WHAT J SAY TODAY! Bitch.